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I dreamt a friend found me a strange record at a yard sale. It was made out of bubblegum-pink rubber, as found in old fashioned whoopie cushions.
The record was shaped like an upside-down Devo hat, which is to say it had four stepped levels, each with a band of audio on it. You had to fold down the upper levels to play the lower levels. My friend apologized for its low sound quality, but I was amazed it existed.
The record was called “the Four Seasons of Chomalox,” which is wrong, because, as Sport Murphy rhapsodizes in the link below, there are eight seasons of Chromalox.
Not sure what any of it means, but there it is.